3/1/99

Dear Diary:

Today was an interesting day for me. Today we went into the big city...Denver for a class field trip. Denver is pretty kick ass! We went to see some stuff and before we got there our bus got in an accident when another bus. Except the bus we got in an accident with was a normal bus like ours. It was painted with flowers and a bunch of bright colors. I was really pissed off because we were going to meet John Elway. I got my ass off that bus and I said, "You god damn tree huggin hippies, what the fuck did you hit our bus for?" This one faggot replied, "Hey man chill out, you need to relax and get in touch with the earth man. Take some of this and you'll feel twice as nice!" I said to that earth lovin fool, "I don't want any of your weed bitch, give me some god damn cheesy poofs." Mr. Garrison then got of the bus and I expected him to start yelling at me and telling me to get my fat ass back in the bus, but he didn't. I was totally shocked. Mr. Garrison went up to the hippie that offered me weed and kicked his ass. He totally wasted him and said, "Take that you mother nature fucking pile of organic shit." When Mr. Garrison got back on the bus we all told him that he was kick ass. Our bus was still drivable so still got to see John Elway. I told him that he was kick ass, but not as kick ass as I'll be one day. He laughed for some reason. So today was great!!! If you guys are still wondering about Christine or whatever. Nothing came out of it. I say fuck girls. I have one purpose for them, Wine 'EM, Dine 'EM and 69 'EM!!!!

Eric